Captain Planet - The new Vijaykanth starrer

Indian movies will always be an eye opener. Here is a story of "The captain" Vijaykanth’s next movie. Its called ’’Captain Planet’’
(WOW !!! where do they get these names??)

Vijaykant is a scientist in NASA.......( yes folks.u read that right.NASA...the American space lab- A very big set designed for this by Kalaipuli S.Dhaanu). When our hero was busy launching a satellite to Pluto,his wife Simran is about to deliver a baby and wants to meet him. But the launch process badly needs a person like our hero,and there is you see no other option.Senior scientist Radha asks him to stay back till the launch. Our well commited hero successfully launches the satellite, and comes back home on a horse (where have all the planes gone.??....:)Unfly the wife and child are poisoned by Terrorists who pose as nurses.Our hero is shattered,
He cries out loud"Innime naan yane vazahanum" (Why should i live anymore)Saunters down to the local arrack shop,binge drinks and then sings a song and swears revenge on those who killed his young(pronounced yeng)
family.

Bound by duty and pestered by Radha's phone calls from NASA he heads back.(This time by plane)The horse is too depressed to trot back.Back at NASA hero finds out that the other scientists claim that they were responsible for the launch discrediting our superhero. He resigns from there and comes back to India(by plane again) and is leading a peaceful life.... days go by till......

Oneday, the scientists, to their surprise find out that the SUN is hurtling toward EARTH and sooner than later it may BURN the earth to ashes.. All the scientists are worried bout how to save the EARTH.. They soon realize that only ’’THE HERO’’ (Vijaykanth) can do it... They visit India,telling him the facts, and Vijaykant heads back there to complete the save EARTH mission ...After a huge amount of research, Vijaykant decides to invent an instrument.

The instrument will deflect the SUN from its path to EARTH.. America is thrilled to bits with Vijaykanth’s invention. Good ole George even invites him to the White house for a meal.(Plz add a song sequence with Laura Bush).So finally Vijaykant is all set to go into SPACE and save the earth. He and another person (Chandrasekhar,Who BTW is a prisoner in Vellore coz he killed a man who made fun of his sister), Has been choosen by our hero. Now the 2 of them are travelling in a spacecraft towards the SUN.

They move out of earth (Not before vijaykanth sings a song bout his motherland)and in space Vijaykant comes out of the spacecraft and stands on the wings. He takes out the instrument and points it at the SUN.Oh!!! The instrument is not working... The terrorists deactivated it (Where did they come from??) Go figure!!!!!(ha ha ha .....u got to be kiddin me) All the scientists are worried at the earth station.....tension mounts up..........The SUN is reaching the EARTH slowly.............

Climax - While the SUN floats towards the EARTH, VIJAYKANTH puts one leg on earth, turns around, and kicks the SUN with ultimate force.. and jumps back into the spacecraft.... the SUN gets deflected away from EARTH!!!!!!!!!!! EARTH SAVED... He waves the Indian flag from out the craft which starts in journey back to earth!

The End (This is the edited version)

To imagine what a full fledged tamil flick is like plz add the following
1. Semi naked busty South indian women dancing around our hero in outer space (It's allright if there are no trees)
2. Fight sequences when appropriate sisters and wives are teased/molested/raped/killed
3. In part 2 of the film he kills the terrorists who deactivated his Instrument! I will save that for later.